bastardly'S SIMPSONIAN AND TROLL II PAGE

**NETSCAPE USERS** NO MY PAGE DOES NOT SUCK LIKE YOUR MOM, IT'S JUST NETSCAPE SUCKS AND CAN'T HANDLE MY INGENIOUS PAGE, YOU CAN ONLY VOTE IN MY POLLS, BUT THE MEAT OF MY PAGE IS BELOW THE SIMPSONS PIC. OR JUST USE MY HANDY LINK SCROLL RIGHT ABOVE. INTERNET EXPLORER USERS ARE SUPERIOR IN EVERYWAY INCLUDING SEXUALLY AND NEED NOT TO WORRY.WITH THAT SAID ENJOY YOUR STAY, OR FUCK OFF.

LOSER'98 POLL

*"YOU" MEANS YOU, NOT THE bastardly*

MOVIE POLL'98

-UPDATES- 01-18-0000 (GOD, forgive me for what I am about to type) Well it's now bastardly2K(amen, well I figured I'd put up a link to an editorial I typed for a webpage that a friend and I started, and killed all in the same day, I wrote this savvy piece a while ago back then in '99, and yes I know this is a fuckin runon sentence I am a college man dammit. Let's have a quick look at my life in the last millenium, I can sum it all in one word: SUCKYSTUPIDSUCKYMOTHERSUCKYFUCKINSUCKYPIECESUCKYOFSUCKYJACKSUCKYASSSUCKYSHITSUCKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My life in the new millenium can also be summed up in a single word: waste. Yes I am this pathetic, enjoy.

The bastardly TIMES looks at "teenyBOPPIN'" and asks why is he the only one that remembers cable radio.

.....BUT I WILL

bastardly's PICKS (NO PORN, PERV, WELL MAYBE A LIL, MADDOGS THE ONE WITH PORN, SWEET PORN, i also have porno. I WAS A PORNAGRAPHY STORE, I WAS BUYING PORNAGRAPHY)

FACE-OFF:THE BEST FUCKIN MOVIE EVER(BESIDES TROLL II): YOU NEED SHOCKWAVE TO PLAY THE GAMES
DA' SIMPSONS SOUND PAGE: A LOT OF SIMPSONIAN SAYINS, YOU MIGHT WANT TO GO HERE AND GET 'REALAUDIO' IF YOU HAVE IT YET
KWIKE-MART-AISLE 3: USED TO BE THE BEST SITE BUT ITS CLOSED DOWN NOW.. OH WELL. ANYWAY IT STILL HAS VAST SOUND COLLECTION AND OTHER USEFUL CRAP.
bastardly's FAVE SOUNDS AND PICTS: OK NOW THERE ARE VARIOUS SOUNDS AND MIDI FILES HERE SO DOWNLOAD AT YOU LEISURE, MORE COMING.

NOT JUST A HOMEPAGE ITS A WAKEUP CALL FOR AN ENTIRE REVOLUTION

UH,OH. I HAVE A FEELING SOMETHINGS GONNA GO DOWN.

NOT AS MUCH CUSSIN, BUT IS A HORROR MOVIE SITE. INFO ON MADDOG: HE LIKES SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR(AKA.BUFFY) I FEEL LIKE A SUPERHERO!

!!SHE NEKKED!! WELL HERE YOU GO JUNIOR!THIS IS WHAT YOU'VE BEEN ACHIN FOR! SO SET YOUR FACES TO STUNNED!

!WARNING!

THIS IS VERY GRAPHIC, I DON'T KNOW WHO TOOK THESE PICTS BUT, WOW!!! OOOH LALA, SO ALL SICKOS WELCOME.

I AM THE bastardly(PLEASE NOTE:LOWER CASE), I AM A PERSON WITH A PLAN, A PLAN TO MAKE THE BEST SIMPSONS(HUSH) AND TROLL II WEBPAGE EVER!!!!!!!! THATS IT FOR NOW. AND FOR PETE'S SAKE PEOPLE WATCH TROLL II, I THINK YOU'LL BE PLEASANTLY SUPRISED. AND WATCH SIMPSONS SUNDAY ON FOX AT 8PM(PAC), AND DAILY (CHECK YOUR TV GUIDE DUMBASS)! WOW, IT'S ALMOST BEEN A YEAR I'VE HAD MY PAGE, IVE TOUCHED OVER 1,500 LIVES AND IM DAMNED PROUD THAT MY HATE CAN BE FELT AND SHARED AMONG THOSE LIVING. SORRY FOR THE DELAYED UPDATE BUT FUCKIN SCHOOL DEPRESSED ME FOR THE LONGEST TIME, BUT NOW I'M BACK AND PISSED AS EVER.

YOU ARE THE

TH LOSER TO COME HERE. CONGRATS!
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*NEW* TALES OF MY DAMNED LIFED{AKA}WHY I'M SO FUCKED UP:READ SOME CHILLLING TALES OF MY CURSED CHILDHOOD, ALL TRUE YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS STUFF UP!

TEST YOUR COMMON SENSE :HERE'S MY VERSION OF AN IQ TEST BUT MORE STRAIGHT FORWARD, SO TAKE IT NOW AND THINK ABOUT IT FOREVER!

THINGS THAT NEVER CHANGE:MY LIST OF THINGS THAT STAY THE SAME,SOME OF ITS FUNNY,SOME OF ITS SAD, SOME OF ITS THOUGHTPROVOKING, BUT ALL ARE TRUE!

!!THE DREADED HATE PAGE!!

!!!WARNING!!! A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE SHOWED THEIR PUSSINESS TOWARDS THIS PAGE, SO IF YOU ARE NOT OFFENDED EASILY GO INSIDE, IF YOU ARE A PUSSY GO SUCK YO' MOMMY'S TEET!!

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